- my housemate: ...so basically he's the Shakespeare of dick jokes
- me: false
- me: Shakespeare is the Shakespeare of dick jokes
— Jefferson Mays (via bottomsup-jeffersonmays)
Lady Macbeth goes up to the counter and sees three female baristas intently hovering over the espresso machine, chanting something unintelligible. She decides to order a Passion tea and proceeds to spill it all over her clothes and hands. She runs screaming to the bathroom. The three baristas cackle in uncanny unison.