This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely
— HIGH SCHOOL By Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)
how come you never see Troy and Gabrielle fucking acting in the first High School Musical. they’re auditioning for a play. a play with words. words need spoken. stage directions need be taken. what even is the plot of that musical. did anyone go to see it. how come Sharpay and her gay brother didn’t get supporting roles actually wait fuck were there any supporting roles? what is the high school musical in high school musical. why does ryan keep wearing hats.
In a lot of ways I miss you. I miss you’re presence. The way you never asked for anything in public You demanded attention, respect, me. But in private you got to be different. I made you different. And when you kissed me your teeth grazed me lower lip lingering, not wanting to let go. And I bowed to you. You were overwhelmingly brilliant and handsome and I wanted to be the girl who got to be with you. I want to want you. But you made me different too. And I used to think that was a bad thing. So I guess I’m afraid that there is some future version of me who is too in love with everything you do and she thinks I am so stupid. And I’m afraid of her. And you make me different
The stress knot is back in my neck. I need Brandon to come home. :/
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions.
This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.
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Sleeping. I abhor sleeping alone.