1. Somedays I hate being your best friend.

     
  2. I hate when I’m in a kissing mood and have no one to kiss.

    At least in Macbeth I had stage kissing

    and before that there was always Chase (:

     
  3. Adam(:

    1. Me: why did you send me that?
    2. Adam: Because I hate people!
    3. Me: Aweee(:
    4. Adam: Except for hipster theatre pictures girl; I will marry her
     
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